Schrödinger opens the box and nothing changes.
The cat lacks vital signs (no heartbeat, no breathing, no brain function): the cat is dead.
The cat exhibits continued animation (blinking, walking, nudging his hand with its little head): the cat is alive.
Schrödinger is afraid.
That has not changed, either.
and now, the weather
I’m disgusted and hurt. She managed to dupe, swindle, and trick so many people in believing that her, a white woman, was Black.
It isn’t just her fucking appropriation and her self tan. Its that she had the blatant audacity to claim an experience that wasn’t hers. She claimed a lifestyle that she NEVER experienced.
Her oppression as a Black Woman and person she had seminars on, wrote about, talked about… Its all lies. These aren’t her societal burdens. All she did was observe and take notes and take OUR FUCKING OPPRESSION and wear it like a damn Halloween costume. Nothing she has said in her time parading as a Black Woman is her experience. All the racism she felt was ours and she used it as an albi to dabble in a culture cuz she was bored with hers.
No words can explain the hurt I’m feeling. To get ANYONE, white and non black.. And even Black Men to listen to the oppression I’ve faced as a Black Woman is to pull teeth and face insulting retaliations.
I do not fucking care how much she “wanted” to be Black. She isn’t. She has made a complete mockery of me and every single Black Woman.
I will never forgive her for what she’s done. I am not an experience, a quick switch decision to have. I am a fucking human. The pain and the tears in feeling from this is just another dent in my being caused by White People, privilege, and oppression.
So, fuck you Rachel Dolezal. Fuck you and your entire being. I hope you burn in hell you racist bitch. And yes, Rachel Dolezal is racist.
To all my fellow black women, I’m sorry. Not on Rachel Dolezal’s behalf, but I’m sorry for those who feel the pain I am feeling.
It will get better.
It’s doesn’t feel like it will and it’s hard to imagine how. It’s hard to see past right now but I promise it gets better. If I had my way a few months ago I wouldn’t be here now.
It’s hard to keep the pressure and negativity from getting to you…damn near impossible so disconnect if you must but don’t slide into seclusion..don’t trick yourself into thinking that nobody else cares…there’s at least one. And if you really can’t find that one I’m here.
SERIOUSLY.
I don’t care what the issue is…what your orientation is. You are my brother.
“I am my brothers keeper-a fortress to protect you”
With Love,
Your Brother.
Kofi Siriboe & Jada Pinkett Smith | Girls Trip (2017)
SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 👀👀👀👀👀
Lord
Who put the Will Smith gif tho 😂😭😂😭
Lmfao 😭😭😭😭 the will smith gif is me
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We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders.
The man says, “I’ll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?”
“I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be $6.40 please,” and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, “I’ll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,” and the ostrich says, “I’ll have the same.”
Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.
“The usual?” asks the waitress. “No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and salad,” says the man, “same for me,” says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says, “That will be $12.62.”Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress can’t hold back her curiosity any longer.
“Excuse me, sir.How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?”
“Well,” says the man, “several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.”
“That’s brilliant!“says the waitress. “Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”
“That’s right. Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the man.
The waitress asks, “One other thing, sir, what’s with the ostrich?”
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, “My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.”
Guy 1: *walks up to his friends*
Guy 2: get outta here, ginger!
Guy 3: yeah!
Guy 1: aaaw
Guy 3: no just kidding, I love you man. Homo.
Guy 1: do you mean ‘no homo’??
Guy 3: I mean full homo
Guy 1: for real?
Guy 3: yeah man. go to Winter Ball with me?
Guy 1: oh! uh, yeah. yeah.
Guy 3: perfect. I’m thinking blue ties??
that was unexpected
Full homo
Guy 1: *walks up to his friends*
Guy 2: get outta here, ginger!
Guy 3: yeah!
Guy 1: aaaw
Guy 3: no just kidding, I love you man. Homo.
Guy 1: do you mean ‘no homo’??
Guy 3: I mean full homo
Guy 1: for real?
Guy 3: yeah man. go to Winter Ball with me?
Guy 1: oh! uh, yeah. yeah.
Guy 3: perfect. I’m thinking blue ties??
that was unexpected
Full homo
"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people
*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
